Another Sonnet! Comment and I might post this mini essay I wrote...

The (Unnamed) Poem:

Twist about so softly, this heart of mine

Left or right or dark or light, no sense stays

Upon me with you so near, but so I pine

Without you dear, for with you my heart lays

Or so my head claims, is what I feel true?

Is what it claims coated in verity?

Painted in lies, with it all a cruel coup?

I cannot say, in all sad honesty.

Beautiful eyes, can you see how I try?

Oh!, what a puzzle locked up so tightly

in guesswork, with a key hid to defy.

Split it open but ever so lightly

Find the answer Dear Heart, share it with me

Long I will wait to hear with you I'll be.

This is the conversation I had just tonight with my best friend. Because who else would listen to this completely sacrilegious bullshit and humor me because they realized underneath all the psychoanalysis mumbo jumbo from hell and doom & gloom humor that I was just bored? (I am B, She is K)

K: I'm bored!

B: Dani (lmao accidently typed damn instead of Dani) is using me as an encyclopedia on fish.

K: Hahahahahaha

B: I just insulted her whole family by calling them 'shining examples of mankind's evolutionary struggles' and she laughed. What an idiot.

K: Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

B: Ah yes, my friends truly are idiots.

K: I resemble that.

B: Yes you do.

K: Haha. Ok. Who would I most want to have lunch with and what would I ask them? Be serious.

B: JK Rowling, "WTF was up with the epilogue?" Wait...that's me... :P 

K: Haha. Seriously though.

B: I was serious. Just not about what you asked. Never ask a smartass to be serious when she's on a role.

K: Bitch. Now be serious about what I asked.

B: Ok. I have seriously have no idea.

K: Haha.

B: I was actually serious. Slightly condescending, but serious. :) Ask god what the meaning of life is.

K: Haha.

B: That was serious too...

K: I know. Thats what scares me.

B: Why?

K: Idk.

B: Uh uh. You know or you wouldn't have said it.

K: Who would want to know the meaning of life? It takes all the fun out of it.

B: Yes but with it comes the smug superiority of finding out before the rest of the human race and getting god to tell us what is essentially the secret to the universe. think of the power.

K: Mhmm. And when you get struck down by lightning afterwards, I'll know why.

B: Yes but technically, if people believe me, I'll be the world's greatest martyr and all trust in god would be lost. It would make him look power hungry. I'd be a goddess among mortals, the last god figure with any credibility.

K: Wow. You've really thought this through.

B: Not really. This kind of genius just comes naturally to me. Especially after a night of reading protagonist Lucius Malfoy fanfics.

K: Nice.

B: I think there is a reason people don't get struck down by lightning.

K: Hmmm.

B:  We weren't created (completely) out of god's need for minions. Its got to be boring being the supreme power of the universe. Not to mention boring. And you have to admit people are interesting, even if they are idiots. And the most interesting of all are the evil ones. Shooting them down would juxtapose the very reason for their existence, god's entertainment. And on the off chance one of these people gains power over him, shooting them down would make them the ultimate martyr. People would no longer believe. So he would send them to hell, leaving him with no minions in his heavenly domicile and becoming the mocking entertainment of the beings he created for his own entertainment. How completely ironic right? He is essentially enslaved to his own entertainment.

K: ...woooooooooow...

B: Yes. I'm a genius. Bow before me. You live for my entertainment. :P

K: ...

B: Mwahahaha!

K: Haha

B: BTW- totally posting this conversation on Xanga.

K: I'm sure.

B: Hahaha

K: Lol. I would expect nothing less.

B: You know me so well!

K: Ummm...no shit!

B: That should scare you.

K: It should. But it doesn't.

B: Poor thing. I've screwed up your head so much you don't even realize your bestie is insane! XD

K: Oh no. I realize it. TRUST ME. I realize it.

B: Then you obviously don't realize the depths of my delusions.

K: Probably not, but I've been deeper than most in your delusions.

B: True. Which means you should probably be hiding in a nuclear bomb shelter on the other side of the world, kneeling in constant fear for humanity and hoping i don't blow up the universe without someone to keep me in line. Cuz after all, god isn't going to strike me down. XD

K: Haha. No. I'm going to be your partner. Duh!

B: Don't say that too loudly. We already have a one way ticket to hell, don't need to give the devil any ideas. XD Assuming of course, that he lets us in.

K: Haha

B: Or maybe the devil is just a cover story for god using bad things to make people do funny things for his own entertainment. In which case, we cant get go anywhere when we die and might as well live forever!!! Mwahahaha!

K: Wow.

B: Be amazed, be very amazed. (Pun abso-freaking-lutely intended)

K: Haha

B: I've decided I'm at my sarcastic, superior, sacrilegious, slightly condescending best at 1 AM.

K: Really? Hadn't noticed...hmmm

B: Hahaha. Its especially helpful when I'm so tired I cant see straight but am refusing to sleep for no good reason other than the fact that I should be sleeping and i'm an anti-authority, glutton for punishment complex. Thats not even sure what I said just made sense. Eh. The voices understand.

K: Haha. Ok, I'm going to sleep. I have to be up in 5 hours and so do you.

B: Pssh! have fun in your early morning hell! Be sure to read the blog!

K: Haha. Night.

B: Night. Sweet Dreams.

K: Yes, because my dreams are classified as sweet. Night.

B: Hey, with me for a best friend, you need all the help you can get. :)

K: Too true. Lol. Night. "Sweet" Dreams.

B: Night

Yes, that was an actual conversation.Yes, many of our conversations are this insane. Scared yet?

BTW- This was typed between 2 and 3 in the morning so ignore any mistakes because I am obviously not in my right mind!